Re: Fermatevi 2 minuti e fatevi 4 risate

Hi, have you  "the princess on pisell " too ?
I'm very interesting for this kind of culture!

10x very mach!


The Sun ha scritto:

> THE  BELLISSIM  STORY  OF  CAPPUCCETT  RED
> ( Only for chi conosc english very well)
> One mattin her mamman dissed:< Dear Cappuccett Red, take this cest to the
> nonn, but attention to the lup that is very,but very cattiv! and torn prest!
> Good luck and in bocc at the lup!>
> Cappuccett didn't capisc very well this ultim fras but went away , da sol,
> with the cest.
> Cammining and cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a certen point she
> incontered the lup, who dissed: <Hi, piccula pizz'e girl! Ndov do you go?>
> <To the nonn  with this  little cest, which is little but full of un sacc of
> chocolate, biscots and panettons, per, mel, moreand mirtills.> she dissed.
> < Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella ( maybe a common expression like: what a cul
> !!)dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv coming out of his bocc. And so the
> lup dissed:< Beh, I dev andar because the telefonin squill, sorry.>
> And the lup went away, but no tant away: he went to the nonn's house.
> Cappuccett Red, who was very ,but very lent, lent un casin, continued for
> her sentier in the forest, qualcvolt she stopped to annus a flower and parl
> with  a leprot.
> The lup arrived  at the nonn's house, suoned the campanel, entered and after
> salòuting the nonn magned her in un sol boccon. Then after sputing her
> dentier and okkialon, he indossed her ridicul night berret and fikked
> himself into her let.
> When Capppuccett Red came to the  nonn's house, she suoned the campanel  and
> entered.
> When that stupid and lent girl saw the nonn ( the fint nonn because it was
> the lup, ricord?) dissed: < But nonn, why do you stay in let?>
> And the nonn lup : < oh, I've stort my cavigl  doing aerobics>
> <Oh, poor nonn! > said Cappuccett ( she was more than stupid I think, wasn't
> she?) than she dissed: < But what big okks you have , do you bisogn  some
> collir?>
> < Oh, no, thank dear  ( stupid) Cappuccett, It is to see you  and your
> little cest better, my little girl> dissed the nonn-lup.
> Then Cappuccett ,who was more dur than a block of marm, dissed: < But what
> big orekks you have, do you have orekkions?>
> And the nonn lup: < Oh no, it is to ascolt you better>
> And Cappuccett ( sempr more rincoglionit) said: < But what big dents you
> have>
> And the lup who was un poc stanc of this stupid girl said: < It is to magn
> you and your cest better!!> and in un batter of okk he magned tot quant.
> But out of the house there was a cacciator of frod un poc  fikknose who
> sented all and said : < Accident! A lup! Its pellicc val un sac of solds!>
> And so, spinted only for compassion for the little girl, he butted all his
> selvaggin he had cacced before, imbracced the fucil, entered and killed the
> lup. He opened its panz ( being very attent not to rovin its pellicc) and
> tired out of the panz the nonn ancor viv but senz dentier, and
> the rincoglionit Cappuccett who had  capit nothing.
> And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and lived
> honestly for the rest of his life with a sac of solds. The nonn magned a lot
> of leccorns from cests and bought a new dentier.
> Everybody lived happy and content ( trann the lup)


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